What can we possibly say about this highstreet giant that you don't know already.

Well, did you know that they have trippled the amount of greetings cards that they now sell and have made the shelving higher? This move has followed poor financial results and industry experts advising the company to concentrate on set product lines as WHSmith doesn't appear to know what it is any more.

The staff consist mostly made up of middle-aged women who enjoy selling books, newspapers, and lottery tickets for a living.

On the weekends there is an added blend of seemingly respectable female students operating the tills. These are the same girls that you see stumbling out of Jacobs Post and Pulse in the early hours, decorating the pavements with their vomit!

One thing of great interest is that WHSmith appear to have no in store security measures, find a nice quiet space where no staff can see you, and all the delights for sale can be yours for free, just remember to take a large holdal with you. Burgess Hill Uncovered do no condone shoplifiting.