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BURGESS HILL BONFIRE SOCIETY 2005 EVENT
Such a shame the kinky mask cheapens
the rest of the great costume
That eye patch looks very authentic and expensive
A lovely shiny helmet
Yet another band playing the Flintstone theme tune
A black knight, brilliant!
An Ambulance to pick up the bodies of the
parents who collapsed with heart-attacks having discovered the price of the 'flashing novelties'!
A police Land Rover to pursue the
illegal street traders who literately made
a killing with their flashing novelties
The remains after the procession
had passed through.

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