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                  | There 
                    are 2 womens, 2 mens and 1 disabled cubicle available 
                    to the public. The doors are green to match the 
                    colour of grass. The black railings are there to 
                    stop Rhinos charging the doors down. |   | Shock 
                    Horror! The toilet seat has been snapped off and 
                    was missing from the cubicle. Only a fat person 
                    is able to fill the big hole. Whoever maintains 
                    the toilets has lazily placed the toilet tissue 
                    sheets at the back of the bowl. Terrible. | 
                
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                  | A 
                    lovely sign is on the wall telling you the opening 
                    times of the toilets. Surely when a worker closes 
                    the toilets they'd see that the seat was missing.A phone number is available for you to phone and 
                    complain. We may just use it!
 |   | These 
                    cubicles have no form of drainage on the floor, 
                    therefore someone could easily flood it by weeing 
                    too much. | 
                
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                  | Built 
                    into the wall is a tall stainless steel three-in-one 
                    complete hand clensing machine, it both wets, soaps 
                    and drys your hands! No soap was evident when we tested it. Tut tut.
 |   | A 
                    wonderful, stainless steel tissue paper dispenser 
                    is attached to the wall. Why go to so much expense 
                    if the workers are just going to dump the toilet 
                    tissue on the toilet bowl? | 
                
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                                | Summing 
                                  Up |  
                                | The 
                                  Good These 
                                    toilets are in a better central location, 
                                    rather than at the oppostie end of the 
                                    park away from the swings like the old 
                                    toilet block used to be.
 Individual cubicles save you from having 
                                    homosexual men stare at you.
 |  | The 
                                  Bad Just 
                                    like the toilets by Burgess Hill Library, 
                                    the soap didn't seem to appear from the 
                                    machine.
 The Lazy workers dumping toilet tissue 
                                    box on the bowl and not inside the stainless 
                                    steel dispenser.
 The missing toilet seat is unforgivable.
 Cubicles rather too small for a parent 
                                    to help a tiny child go for a poo or wee.
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                                | Final 
                                  Rating: 4 out of 10 Toilet Rolls |  |  |