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Club Liberty
Police have banned the Festival of Bliss "International
Swingers Ball" due to be held at Club
Liberty in Scaynes Hill. Some festival-goers
had already booked accommodation - is this
why the council thinks Burgess Hill needs
it's own hotel?
Delights planned included
orgies in the sauna and whirlpool baths. One
resident, approving of the police's action
said, "For too long we've had the sexual
antics of these people rammed up our nose."
An unfortunate choice of phrase.
Many of the locals dislike
the club and, according to Chief Inspector,
Chris Ball, "have been collecting evidence
which has been presented to us." Yuk!
The event was supposed
to be in support of the charity Wellbeing
Of Women, who specialise in gynaecological
health.
Of course, you can use
charity as justification for practically anything,
just remember our old friend Frank Milligan
confiscating Burgess Hill FC's balls and returning
their property only in return for a donation
to charity.
Golf
What I don't like about charity events is
lack of suffering. After all, if you are going
to do something for a good cause then you
should do something that puts yourself out,
not something that you are going to enjoy.
An eight-mile run dressed as Mickey Mouse,
that's worthy of sponsorship, not the Sussex
Corporate Golf Challenge I read of in the
Middy.
However good the cause,
and the Brain Injury Rehabilitation Unit in
Slimfold is a worthy one, I can't feel warmth
towards these selfless people. They are to
enjoy "coffee and bacon rolls on arrival,
a three course dinner" and "an after-dinner
entertainer."
I can just see all these
4x4 driving company bigwigs arriving at their
businesses, and then going about pestering
their low paid employees into sponsoring them,
just to feel good about themselves. That's
in between searching the internet and booking
holidays in Dubai.
Breast
Cancer Care
Now a good cause, and people worthy of your
support are Danehill postmaster, Gary Crilly,
and three unnamed women. At Danehill Stores
on Saturday he had his legs waxed and the
three women had their heads shaved in aid
of Breast Cancer Care. Golf-playing executives
take note.
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